June 29th – Town of Milton
A heavy-set man “under the influence of something” is in the middle of the road, “shaking his privates” at people. And threatening to pull everyone’s hair.
July 2nd – City of West Bend
AT McDonald’s a man drove up to the menu, didn’t actually order anything, he was just swearing at staff. So they told him to leave. He drove away. But, Police Officers found him in the drive-thru of a nearby bank.
July 3rd – City of Eau Claire
A couple were having relations under a bridge and didn’t stop when the police arrived
July 3rd – Village of Lyndon Station
Two families are arguing over the property line of the campsites, with one family saying the other trespassed on their campsite, so then that family dumped 5 junk tvs on the other family’s campsite.
If I’m drunk and pantless in the middle of the road, I know I’m not thinking about pulling people’s hair, but hey, we don’t kink shame around here. This and more on this week’s Small Town Crime Wave!
[Byesies]
