We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, an unnamed 21 year old mastermind from Rio, Wi who out in Columbia County decided, while driving his UTV, to hit 90 miles per hour.
I wouldn’t trust this person to make great life choices if one of them is maxing out an off-road utility vehicle at highway speeds in the dark.
So, cops initiate a stop and did our guy pull over? No. He thought, roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads. Lemme play a high speed game of hide and seek through a strangers corn fields. He ends up flipping the UTV over an embankment full of boulders and while he escaped injury, he did not escape the law.
This guy is being charged with:
Fleeing or attempting to elude an officer, obstructing or resisting an officer and criminal damage to property. … and also numerous traffic citations for his reckless driving.
So for treating a local farmers crops like his own personal grand theft auto shortcut..
For looking at that UTV, tapping it on the back, and saying out loud “betcha I can that thing up to 90”
And for getting caught by the cops, you’re royally SHUCKED
We are proud to name this Utility Travesty Vermin (see what I did there? That stands for UTV) as this week’s Laura lee & Cutter Weenie of the week.
