We are proud to name as this week’s Weenies of the week a father/son combo who tried to defraud a luxury car dealership on East Washington Ave in Madison.
This 33 year old dad and 18 year old kid (real family bonding btw) decided they were going to play real life grand theft auto.
Wait 33 to 18 what’s that age difference? 15 years? Or the same age that old rich white men go to an island for? The same age that Leo exclusively dates? Having kids at age 15 in order to start your crime family, more proof that we are living inside the movie Idiocracy?
Trying to buy 3 luxury cars with fake checks in 48 hours is a special kind of bold faced buffoonery because as we all know lux dealerships just hand over keys to randos. The dealership tries to cash the checks, realizes they’re fake and call the cops. The cops show up, slap handcuffs on the Dad but the son, wanting to keep the family tradition of terrible decision making alive, decides to bolt in one of the cars. Spoiler, he does NOT get away.
So for thinking that buying 3 luxury cars in 48 hours wouldn’t raise any giant red flags..
For adding a matching set of mugshots to the family photo album
And for using GTA as the kid’s pacifier
We are proud to name this dynamic duo of domestic delinquency as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter, Weenies of the Week.
