We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week, the crunchwrap criminals who hit and run a Taco Bell Drive through in Appleton.
A crew of dudes decided to take their pickup truck, hook up a flatbed trailer carrying a car, and roll the whole circus through the Taco Bell drive-thru on West College Avenue.
Then one of the guys who’s sitting on the car being towed, places the order at the speaker. Not the driver, but the guy riding in the car that’s riding on the trailer that’s being pulled by the truck.
It’s a Russian nesting doll of poor decisions, with each layer smelling like a beefy five-layer burrito.
After ordering they pull ahead to the window, only to cut the corner and rip out a yellow post right out of the ground. At this point, they just keep going, no checking for damage, no reporting the incident, just a personal parade of irresponsibility.
Appleton police are currently looking for the people involved. By now we’re sure they’ve checked every public toilet, because we all know when you make that run, you’re gonna have the runs.
-So for turning a fast-food run into a public works project..
-For running to the border and taking the whole fence with them
-And for adding more psychological layers of irresponsibility than a 7 layer burrito
We are proud to name these traveling taco tragedies as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week.
