A survey shows that over 50% of Americans believe some kind of sketchy conspiracy theory. Here’s some of the one’s Rick believes.
- Whenever a doctor sticks his finger in your butt to check your prostate he’s actually installing a government transmitter.
- Lee Harvey Oswald never intended to kill John F. Kennedy. He was just trying to use an Italian military rifle to change the part in the president’s hair with a bullet.
- Footage of the Apollo 11 moon landing was filmed on a Hollywood sound stage because when Neil Armstrong actually landed on the moon a week earlier he forgot to bring a camera.
- The so-called fluoride in our drinking water is actually a powerful hallucinogenic designed by the government to make Americans think the CBS’s Big Bang Theory is funny.
- The reason items in hotel room mini-bars cost so much is they are restocked by space aliens.
- Since 1994, the CIA and Secret Service have worked in tandem to cover up that during the autopsy of President Richard Nixon, somebody stole his nipples.
- Bigfoot has been proven to exist but, in reality, wears size-6 shoes. Researchers keep telling him that’s big so he doesn’t feel so bad about his equally tiny penis.
- The proliferation of craft beers is just a scheme by the cartel of sample-size glass manufacturers to sell more of their product to bars.
- Barack Obama actually was a secret Muslim born in Kenya who went to extraordinary lengths to get elected president United States so he could convert the country to Islam and install sharia law but during his eight years in office, but, oops, forgot.
- The Statue of Liberty is really anatomically correct and people who climb up inside her are sworn to never reveal the secret of her amazing life like giant pubes.
