Lorraine Fisher, 34, had grown tired of the slow pace of village life, so decided to give locals something interesting to talk about. And not in a Bonnie Raitt kind of way.
Fisher, a self-employed artist, stripped and walked out of her cottage, “and if that was not enough, she clenched a six-inch carrot between her buttocks,” prosecutor Steve Walshe said.
Fisher then began skipping along the lane and past the local pub, where members of the Framlingham Rotary club were enjoying lunch. One 76-year-old diner couldn’t believe his eyes when the “shapely” artist paused outside the pub’s front door and then wagged her behind, revealing the protruding orange vegetable. Fisher then danced off up the lane and waved at a passing car before turning around and strolling casually back to her house.
Unfortunately for her, the motorist was the wife of local vicar, who notified the police as soon as she got home.
Two officers from Woodbridge visited Ms Fisher and found her peeling carrots at her sink, still without any clothes on. She was arrested.
Fisher’s attorney told the court that her client “only wanted to liven up yet another quiet day in rural Suffolk, but would now like to apologise to the court. She promises to remain dressed in future.” Magistrates fined Fisher £250 for outraging public decency, and ordered her to pay £75 costs.
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