When officers arrived, Brannigan was reportedly uncooperative “stumbling and staggering” and claimed the neighbors were heroin dealers working with police and only he could stop them because the officers could not be trusted. A breathalyzer test indicated Brannigan had a blood alcohol level of 0.21 percent.
According to police, Brannigan also refused to put on shoes.
So,
For apparently being even more lit up than his neighbor’s Christmas decorations.
For not realizing that the only balls we want to see this time of year are the ones hanging on trees.
And for possibly being jealous of the neighbor’s Christmas lights because they’re clearly much brighter bulbs than him.
We are proud to name Gregory Stanley Brannigan, who allegedly got naked with his neighbors decorations as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
