For our money, there was no bigger Weenie in Wisconsin this year than… Kyle Jaenke-Annis, the 32-year-old Cameron, Wisconsin man who was arrested for breaking into the Town of Barron home where James and Denise Closs were murdered a and from where their still missing daughter, Jayme, vanished.
And why did he break into the home? According to police, when they arrested Jaenke-Annis they found him in possession of two of the missing 13-year old girl’s shirts, one of her dresses and yes, her underwear. When choosing a Weenie of the Year it’s pretty hard to top a guy who reportedly breaks into a murdered couple’s home to steal their missing daughter’s undies. (WTF??????)
So,
For stealing the panties of a missing 13-year-old from the home where her parents were murdered which is an act…
Even creepier than getting a hickey from Gags the clown.
Even creepier than a wet dream about Ken Kratz.
Even creepier than a herpes sore on the lip of a mall Santa.
Even creepier than an ice cream truck playing “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls.
Even creepier than the thought of a Rick and Len three way.
Even creepier than the site of Mayor Jim Schmitt wearing furry nipple tassels made from his own eyebrows.
We are proud to name Kyle Jaenke-Annis, who was arrested to burglarizing the home of the ill-fated Closs family and stealing the missing daughter’s underwear as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
