We are proud to name as this Week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Anthony F. Novello of Green Bay, who was cited and identified this week as the man who stole a life size cardboard cutout of the Green Bay police chief Andrew Smith from the Mason Street Kwik Trip last month. The life size cutout of the chief was designed to tell people NOT to steal.
Surveillance video clearly showed the license number of Novello’s getaway vehicle and with help from his mother officers were able to track him to his residence on Lime Kiln.
There they spoke to Novello through a window but he refused to let them in without a warrant. With the assistance of Novello’s landlord, police were able to retrieve the stolen cut out of chief Smith with was in several pieces and missing its’ head.
So,
For reportedly stealing something designed to stop people from stealing, an act so ironic it would give Alanis Morrisette an orgasm.
For stealing the flattest most lifeless thing in Green Bay that isn’t on WIXX weekday mornings.
And for performing the most embarrassing act committed by anyone in the city of Green Bay in all of 2018…not counting getting your ass handed to you by the Lions. The LIONS!
We are proud to name Anthony F. Novello of Green Bay, the due who stole the cardboard likeness of Police Chief Andrew Smith that warned people not to steal as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
[Photos: Brown County Jail and Green Bay Police]
