We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…37-year-old Karl Kinyon of Whitelaw who Monday afternoon was busted for a $43 gas drive off at the Kwik-Trip in Manitowoc. It was Kinyon’s THIRD gas drive-off from a Kwik Trip. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say THIRD? I meant TWENTY-THIRD gas drive off from a Kwik Trip.
According to police, Kinyon’s previous drive offs have occurred in Green Bay, Ashwaubenon, Bonduel, De Pere and Manitowoc.
On this occasion, Kinyon reportedly told officers “he was in a hurry to get to court, so he didn’t pay for the gas”, adding that he had a “lay away” system with Kwik Trip, “as he always pays for the gas…eventually.” (Yeah, eventually…after he’s ordered by the court, I assume.)
So,
For not understanding that it’s called KWIK-Trip because it’s a speedy one stop shop for most your daily needs not because it’s faster since you don’t have to stop to pay for your purchases.
For claiming Kwik-Trip has a “lay away” program for gas while he should be praying that he doesn’t end up as part of a “lay away” program in prison.
For apparently thinking gas is free to everyone whereas, Rick and Len Show listener know, gas is only free to babies who sit behind Rick.
We are proud 37-year-old Karl Kinyon of Whitelaw who Monday afternoon was busted for his TWENTY-THIRD gas drive off from a Kwik Trip as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
