Last week, a guy in Hawaii tried to get out of jury duty by standing outside the court room and shouting “He’s guilty! He’s guilty!” Well, it did get him out of jury duty…but it got him a night in jail. Here are Rick and Len’s ideas to get out of jury duty that MIGHT work better!
BETTER WAYS TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY
10. Grab the judge’s gavel and hide it in one of the jumbo clown shoes you’re wearing.
9. Claim to have keen legal insight based on the fact that you noticed that there is no “manslaughter” without laughter.
8. Ask the judge if you are going to be the only honky on the jury?
7. Brag to the prosecutor about what a great job you did when you were on the OJ jury.
6. Show up looking unkempt with your hair uncombed, your shoes unpolished and your Klan robes wrinkled.
5. Repeatedly ask the judge is somebody being executed in the electric chair smells like bacon.
4. When taking the juror’s oath, replace the bible with a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
3. Claim to be any member of the Avery family.
2. Respond to all attorney questions with a firm and confident “Dilly, dilly”.
1. Proudly show the judge the razor blade you used to carve that bleeding swastika into your forehead.
