A couple police officers from Brown County apparently showed up to work as drunk as skunks, and while they were disciplined for being at work intoxicated, they didn’t face criminal charges from driving to work in that condition and packing their heat while under the influence. Now, while we know these officers are exceptions to the rule, it still seemed like a good time (as a public service) to take a look at some signs…
SIGNS YOUR POLICE OFFICER MIGHT BE DRUNK
If they’re late to a crime scene because they spent 20 minutes trying to start their police cruise with their handcuff key…your police officer might be drunk.
If they keep pulling over beer trucks just to see if they’re offering samples…your police officer might be drunk.
If instead of calling in a 10-31 or a 10-19 they’re only interested in calling for 10 7 & 7s …your police officer might be drunk.
If they only pulled you over to help them find their pants…your police officer might be drunk.
If their efforts to read you your Miranda rights sounds anything like this… (AUDIO: TOMMY) … your police officer might be drunk.
If they think an APB is an Apple Pucker and Brandy…your police officer might be drunk.
If they spent their entire break hanging out at a Kwik Trip trying to bum a light off one of those cardboard likenesses of the Green Bay Police Chief…your police officer might be drunk.
If the flashing light atop their police cruiser is neither as bright or as red as their nose…your police officer is definitely drunk!
[DETAILS: GANNETT WISCONSIN]
