This week, DC has started celebrating Batman’s 80th year. 80 seems to Rick and Len as a little old to be fighting crime. Here’s Rick and Len’s…
SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE BATMAN
If your most powerful weapon is the political clout that comes with being a card-carrying member of AARP…you might be too old to be Batman.
If Catwoman, The Joker and Bane are your enemies but Prilosec, Lipitor and Metamucil are your friends…you might be too old to be Batman.
If you’ve ever uttered the words, “Hey, all you kids get out of my Bat Cave!” …you might be too old to be Batman.
If you’re NOT wearing blue tights. It just looks that way because of your varicose veins…you might be too old to be Batman.
If you’ve started wearing your pants so high, your utility belt is chaffing your nipples…you might be too old to be Batman.
If you find yourself going all the way from Wayne Manor to Commissioner Gordon’s office without once turning off the left-turn signal on the Batmobile…you might be too old to be Batman.
If your most technologically advanced gadget…is the Clapper… you might be too old to be Batman.
If you dread getting a physical every year because you hate it when the doctor sticks his finger in your Bat Cave…… you might be too old to be Batman.
And if you need to take Viagra just to get the Bat-Pole stiff enough for Robin to slide down…you’re definitely too old to be Batman.
