As we all know, each year the folks in Chicago choose to pollute the Chicago River with a bunch of green dye as a way of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. This year, some folks, like Two Claws Media, noticed how the color is the same as used by movies and television for “green screen projection” and had some fun with it.
However, while, thanks to the chrome key effect, I was watching the Chicago River turn to lava and snakes and bugs and badgers doing calisthenics, something occurred to me. Could the dumping of dye into the Chicago River each St. Patrick’s Day be just a cover-up? Perhaps, the green dye is mixed with some kind of drug that turns perfectly normal human beings into arrogant, bombastic loud mouths, prone to boorish behavior, frightfully bad driving, and misplacing faith in a poor excuse for a “professional” football team.
OH MY GOD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THE CHICAGO RIVER DYE IS FIB JUICE! THE CHICAGO RIVER DYE IS FIB JUICE! -Rick-
