According to police, “Smith had come into Wal-Mart with her unleashed dog “Bo.” While Bo ran up to customers, Smith erratically started pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart. She was asked to leave by staff and left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. In the meantime, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store. Smith was arrested and fought with officers and even attempted to kick out a window on the squad car”.
“While this was occurring, Vann had made his way to the back of the store and removed all of his clothing exposing himself to other customers. Vann retrieved new clothing from the racks but did not purchase these items. When officers approached Vann he refused to stop and attempted to run over an officer with his scooter”.
So,
For creating chaos at a Wal-Mart which is about as redundant as raising a stink in Kaukauna.
For not realizing that when Wal-Mart cuts high prices, they don’t do it with karate chops.
And for entering a Wal-Mart without putting her dog a leash…or her nuttier than a sack of squirrel turds 25-year-old son for that matter.
We are proud to name Lisa Smith and her son, Benny Vann, the whack-a-doodle Wal-Mart shoppers of Eau Claire as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
