Well, Monday we had the bucket list from Manitowoc Mayor Skippy and that lead to Rick’s bucket list. Now it’s Len’s turn.
LEN’S BUCKET LIST
- Watch the Vikings win a Super Bowl. Hey, this is about dreams, correct?
- Do a radio show which is not called The Rick and Len Show but rather the Len and Rick Show. Subtle distinction but one which is important to him. He’ll made this happen by switching the polarity of all Rick and Len Show refrigerator magnets.
- Get elected governor of Wisconsin, cause nationwide snickers and guffaws when he moves the state capital from Madison to the Marinette County community of Upper Middle Inlet. Come on, Upper Middle Inlet, you know? Never too old to laugh at that one.
- Have a harmonica grafted to his butthole for his album of Bob Dylan Cover Songs called “Blowin’ With My Wind,” and featuring great songs like Forever Dung, It Taint Me, Babe and Stuck Inside of My Ass with the Hemorrhoid Blues Again.
- Finally realize his long-standing dream of masking his male pattern baldness by cultivating his butt and back hair to do a form of rear comb over.
- Once, just once, work a four-hour air shift without playing a single song by Aerosmith, or AC/DC…or Roxanne by the Police.
- Be part of a WAPL International Incident trip to Aruba. Become world famous when he finds the remains of Natalie Holloway, invents a new yoga position called the beached whale, and explains once and for all the mystery of the origin of the sound of antique car horns. Aruuuuuba! Aruuuuuba!
- Live long enough to see Federal Communications Commission Standards relaxed far enough to allow The Rick and Len Show what we’ve always known it should really be called…The Sh*t Show.
- Have sex again.
- Figure out how to safely play the accordion while naked and then star in his own new genre of dirty movies…Polka Porn with my first feature film called “Who Stole the Kishka and Put it Up Their Whats-it”.
