TOP TEN ITEMS RICK BOUGHT YESTERDAY AMAZON PRIME DAY
- The all new “Go Back to Your Own Country” Barbie.
- A copy of the book Teaching Your Urethra to Say Cheese: A Guide to Better Penis Selfies.
- The “Tinkle Me, R. Kelly” doll.
- The 2020 Ross Maxwell ONE WORD a Day Calendar. (Northeast Wisconsin’s Friendliest Calendar)
- Mario Kart 9: The I-41 During Morning Rush Hour edition. (that you can only buy it on Amazon or at your “usual location”)
- Self-sucking straws for people like Rick who prefer drinking from straws but are too lazy to suck.
- Life-like baby doll with bulls-eye imprint for practice farting.
- A bottle of “Joe Biden Says Your Hair Smells Terrific” Shampoo.
- A jar of Hobo Taint Squeezins.
- Former Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt Eyebrow Toilet Brush.
