It seems more and more counterfeit bills are being passed in the area lately, especially around Green Bay. Sure, Ben Franklin had herpes, but you shouldn’t be able to see them on his $100 bill. Here are some other signs…
YOUR CURRENCY MIGHT BE COUNTERFEIT
If instead of wooden teeth…George Washington is sporting a 14-karat grill… your currency might be counterfeit.
If the signature of the Secretary of the Treasury appears to be that of Hugh G. Rection, Dixie Normous or Holden McGroin… your currency might be counterfeit.
If Ben Franklin appears to have swapped his federalist mullet for ‘70’s perm… your currency might be counterfeit.
If instead of saying “this note is legal tender” it says ‘this note is chicken tenders” …your currency might be counterfeit.
If you can more trouble passing it than a bowel movement after Cheese Fest… your currency might be counterfeit.
If the Jackson on the 20 is Janet… your currency might be counterfeit.
If on your $10 bill, Alexander Hamilton isn’t wearing a silk ascot around his neck but rather has his ascot in ringer…your currency might be counterfeit.
If instead of showing the signing of the Declaration of Independence on the back of the $2 bill, it shows then citizen Trump clearing rubble at the 9-11 site…your currency might be counterfeit.
If the serial number on your $50 is 8 6 7 5 3 0 9 and instead of Ulysses S. Grant it has a picture of Tommy Tutone… your currency is definitely counterfeit.
