According to Rick and Len…
THINGS PACKER FANS WOULD HAVE DONE IF AARON RODGERS HAD SUDDENLY RETIRED LAST WEEK
10. Sustained several nasty scratches and bruises after jumping off the top of the tallest building in Ashwaubenon.
9. Started waiting for him to un-retire as a Viking just like Brent.
8. Roasted Johnsonville Brats over a smoldering pile of #12 jerseys.
7. Slashed the price of the season tickets they were already selling on Stub Hub.
6. Drank themselves into a stupor all weekend long. (To be fair, most did that anyway)
5. Begun the arduous process of trying to learn to spell “DeShone”.
4. Same thing most Colts fan were doing, wishing like hell there was an unsigned, experienced quality quarterback out there somewhere, anywhere while totally ignoring the very existence of Colin Kaepernick.
3. Taken solace in the certain knowledge that, whether Green Bay has a Hall of Fame quality quarterback or not, the Bears still suck.
2. Grabbed a shovel and starting digging up Bart.
1. Blamed Danica.
