SmartAsset.com has ranked Appleton as the 9th best place to trick or treat in the nation. But what about other cities? Cities that are less desirable for trick or treating. here’s Rick and Len’s signs that…
YOUR CITY MIGHT BE BAD FOR TRICK OR TREATING
If the only Snickers residents give out are partially suppressed laughs…your city might be bad for trick or treating.
If the Peeps they pass out for Halloween are in the shapes of eggs and bunnies…your city might be bad for trick or treating.
If they only give out half a fun-size Kit Kat…broken apart THE WRONG WAY…your city might be bad for trick or treating.
If instead of Werther’s Originals they pass out the much cheaper Werther’s Imitations.
If people pass out apples that DON’T have razor blades inside because, at the price of razor blades, who wouldn’t want a free one? …your city might be bad for trick or treating.
If the Butterfingers locals pass out are crudely amputated pinkies from Suamico Juggalos dipped in margarine…your city might be bad for trick or treating.
If they pass out Mike OR Ikes, Good OR Plentys, M OR Ms…just not both…your city might be bad for trick or treating.
If the wax lips they pass out were made by boiling the fatty remains of last year’s trick or treaters…your city is definitely bad for trick or treating.
