Man, all this Christmas stuff keeps showing up earlier and earlier each year…
Police in Brea, California arrested a drunken Santa Claus inside his car at 7am this week. The unidentified man in the Santa suit was taken to the police station where he was allowed to sleep it off in a cell.
Police tweeted a photo of drunk Santa passed out and had some fun at his expense, writing a letter which read, “Dear Santa. I’m sorry I stole your red suit. I was drunk and made some poor choices. I know it’s only October. And it’s hot. Too hot for this suit. But I was drunk. Poor choices.”
Dear Santa,
— Brea Police Dept (@BreaPD) October 23, 2019
I'm sorry I stole your red suit.
I was drunk and made some poor choices.
I know it's only October. And it's hot. Too hot for this suit.
But I was drunk. Poor choices.
Sincerely,
Drunk Santa Suit Criminal pic.twitter.com/VPnUbvg1sF
