Thanksgiving is this Thursday. Your knives are dull and weak. You have a massive turkey to carve. Don’t Panic. Just ask yourself: WWJJDD?
What would Jesse James Dupree do?
He’d carve the hell out of that bird with a chainsaw, that’s what he’d do.
Enter the Mighty Carver, an electric carving knife designed to look like a chainsaw.
According to the website, the Mighty Carver is great beyond Thanksgiving. You can use it for tomatoes, potatoes, bread and more.
Because apparently the greatest thing since sliced bread is now slicing that bread yourself with a goddamn chainsaw.
