“It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance. Be resourceful. Be patient. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.”
Newport, Oregon police had to send that message out via their Facebook account after receiving more than a dozen calls to the emergency number from residents upset that they were out of the bathroom supply.
Get creative, wipers! You can use Kleenex, paper, rewashable cloth rags, sponges, plant leaves, and more. Here are a few ideas.
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