You KNOW this wouldn’t happen in Wisconsin. We know our cheese too well, even when we’ve been drinking all the beer.
A woman named Miley from Vancouver, Washington posted on Reddit about her recent hand washing issue.
“Just realized my soap wasn’t working because it’s literally a block of cheese.”
We cannot facepalm hard enough.
“It was a couple of days of ‘Why isn’t this foaming?’ I came to realize it was a dried-out square of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese. I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot.”
I guess that explains why she’d been eating macaroni and Dial for dinner all week. And the weird smell under her fingernails.
