Now that stay-at-home isn’t just a way of life, its the law, the wonderful people at PornHub (you thought that was a hyperlink, didn’t you?) are making it easier to… swallow.
Yes I did go there.
As a public service, PornHub is offering their Premium Membership (the Premium membership will allow you to access exclusive content that’s usually only available to paying customers) FREE – until April 23rd.
You can almost hear the ad.
Don’t Let Your C$#K Down During Lockdown! Subscribe to PornHub Premium and Handle Your Solo Situation with ‘a Plam’. (aplomb).
Or something like that.
Four weeks of premium content should keep you inside (ahem) for the foreseeable future or until April 23rd. But by that point you (and certain body parts) might need a break anyway.
But that’s not the only outreach PornHub is doing during the time of coronavirus. Keeping with the theme of ‘using protection,’ they’ve also donated 50,000 surgical masks to New York City-area health workers on the front lines of the pandemic. That alone deserves a standing O … laying down O or however you roll with your O’s.
