Yep! We’re spending more and more time (at home) together and why not have sex?
[Amazon Women on the Moon – Universal Pictures]
Well… either we’re going to have a new baby boom come late this or early next year (as some predict) or we’re trying to practice safe-social-distancing-sex by using condoms. Remember those? But as we all try to either be safe bumpin’ squidles or just don’t want to contribute to an already overpopulated planet… the supply of condoms, rubbers, skins, is now starting to experience shrinkage.
As global demand meets global pandemic and considering most of the condom-producing factories are in some of the hardest hit areas of the world (China, Malaysia, Thailand and India) add to that, factory shut-downs (or re-tooling) due to Covid-19 and – Boom! – you have the next item on your hoarding grocery list, condoms.
Karex Chief (key manufacturer of Durex condoms) Executive Goh Miah Kiat told Reuters he foresees the shortage lasting for months,“We are going to see a global shortage of condoms everywhere, which is going to be scary.” Especially for humanitarian efforts to curb birth/HIV rates in impoverished countries.
But not as scary as its gonna be in 9 months if you don’t wrap your willy now.
