You know those bumper stickers that say, “If you can read this, you’re too damned close,” or something to that effect? (Or the super-classy biker t-shirt version: “If you can read this, the bitch fell off.”)
Well, this woman has come up with a similar concept for the current pandemic situation: If you can tell that my mask has penises on it, you’re too damned close.
“I wore this to Walmart and petco today. When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the f**k up.”
Mindy Vincent has begun the #ProjectPenisMask campaign to benefit the Utah Harm Reduction Coalition.
For just $20, you can buy what they call a “Cockblock Corona” mask, available in multiple designs of flying penises, boobie sketches, or multicolored ladyparts.
And of course there has been overwhelming demand for the specialty masks. The coalition adds:
“Due to overwhelming demand (THANK YOU!) we will be fulfilling orders on a first-come, first-served basis. We are hurrying and expect to have all orders processed and delivered by the end of May. Your order now supports a great cause, even if we can’t get the mask to you right away. We understand if this timeline does not work for you and we encourage you to stay safe.”
