A monkey.
Riding a tiny motorcycle.
Tried to steal a child.
A human toddler.
And it’s on video.
I don’t know where or when this took place. I don’t know how the monkey learned to ride a tiny motorcycle. I don’t know where a monkey got a tiny motorcycle. I don’t know if the person filming knew about the monkey, or if this was just filmed by chance. I don’t know why the monkey tried to steal the toddler. I don’t know how the toddler was so cool about the whole incident, just getting up and walking away like this happens all the time.
I don’t know any of these things.
But I’m going to watch that video on repeat for another hour.
