You’ve heard the phrase, “Getting your foot in the door“, right? Well, this story is more like getting your three feet OUT of the door.
Surveillance video from a sex shop in Las Vegas shows a masked man saunter in and steal a three-foot penis! He simply slings it over his shoulder and strolls out the door. It’s such a blatant and conspicuous act this guy must have balls the size of the ones he stole to pull it off. But at least he was wearing a mask – most likely to conceal his identity not to prevent Covid-19, but a mask nonetheless. Baby steps.
[TMZ]
