Well this was (almost) a S#!++Y situation.
A flatbed truck that was transporting seven port-a-potties / port-a-jons dumped it’s load and micturated the outhouses all over a Pewaukee highway (I-94 ) Tuesday morning.
The toilets were subsequently (within minutes) struck by several vehicles who probably weren’t expecting to see them rolling all over the highway. I say rolling because the portas were quite portable – all having wheels on the bottom of the units. So instead of tipping over – y’know like your a-hole friends would do to you at a concert – they all just skated around the road like an open rink at the Pettit National Ice Center.
The only good thing was that they were all EMPTY – otherwise there would have been some additional skid marks besides the ones the vehicles caused and their drivers had to clean up.
[YOUTUBE: WISN 12 News]
