So, this guy goes to a Motley Crue concert in San Francisco and is STUNNED to see nudity. Can you imagine such a thing at a Motley Crue show? Somehow he was a fan of Motley Crue but had come to think of them as being a fun, family friendly band whose concerts would be like a daycare with guitars.
As you might imagine, Tommy Lee was offended by this guy being offended. If you can’t be offended by something in this world what is even the point these days? Tommy had his own very amusing take on the situation that inspired Rick and Cutter‘s amusing take on the situation.
GOING TO A MOTLEY CRUE SHOW AND NOT EXPECTING TO SEE NUDITY IS LIKE…
Like taking a bite of a discount hot dog and not expecting to sink your teeth into a pig rectum.
Like getting head from a clown and not expecting it to get grease paint on your privates.
Like taking a dump the day after the Firemans’ picnic and not expecting to find corn in your stool.
Like having sex with a stripper and not expecting it to start to burn when you pee.
Like taking your Tinder date to Kaukauna and not expecting to have to kiss her where it stinks. (Yes, I know. The oldest joke in the book.)
It’s like calling in a response to the Rick and Cutter Show Dumb Ass Question about a small, Mexican, hairless dog and not expecting to hear… Chihuahua.
Like drinking an entire 12-pack of Schlitz and not expecting to Schlit your pants.
Like wearing a white shirt while eating spaghetti and not expecting it to be covered in more red spots than an Irish kid left out on a sunny day.
It’s like having sex while you’re on birth control pills and not expecting to be not expecting.
Like not having your star cornerback cover Justin Jefferson and not expecting him to pick up 187 yards and score two touchdowns!!!
