We are proud the name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show…Weenie of the week…30-year-old Derek Thompson, who got arrested for his 6thDUI Sunday on Green Bay’s eastside. I’m guessing, once you have 6 DUIs they all start to run together. Perhaps that’s why Thompson took steps to make this one so memorable.
Police received a report of a truck being driven recklessly and running a light on East Mason about 2:30PM. Before they arrived, Thompson allegedly stopped on the shoulder of the road and took a leak. He then resumed his journey while, “all over the road”, going 20 in a 40 zone and not stopping for stop signs or stoplights. Thompson eventually stopped on Erie Street, got out of the vehicle and began directing traffic.
His traffic directing complete, Thompson reportedly returned to his truck and continued on his way, running more stop signs, running over a mailbox and going into a ditch where he continued driving “for quite some time?”.
When officers caught up with Thompson, he refused to take Preliminary Breath Test but police found an open bottle of vodka in the truck that was estimated to be 1/2 to 2/3 gone. However, Thompson swore to police that he had not been drinking.
So,
For failing to stop more times than the Energizer Rabbit.
For getting out of his truck to take a leak instead of just peeing in an empty Gatorade bottle proving conclusively that he’s not an Amazon Driver.
And for driving that badly and claiming to not have been drinking which makes him either a liar or Stevie Wonder.
We are proud to name the ditch-driving, mailbox-obliterating, traffic-directing, weak-bladdered six time DUI recipient…Derek Allen Thompson of Green Bay as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
