The security clip shows a staggering customer weaving through the store when they come upon (phrasing) the giant toy. Then casually the shoplifter hugs it like a baby and stumbles outside the store with their ill-gotten silicon log.
An employee (Marcus Blackwell) is seen chasing after the “hot mess klepto” before the person was able to make a getaway. And was then forced to put it back where they found it.
The toy is called the FAAK (I’ll let you figure out the acronym) priced at $ 699.95, the FAAK comes in at 30.7″ and 6.88″ wide at the base and 11″ wide at at the… well use your… uh… brain.
Maybe next time dil-don’t shoplift – especially something you’d need a child’s car seat to transport.



