Signs You Are Probably Not Going to Get Inducted Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
If you have the voice of Yoko Ono combined with the raw sexuality of Meat Loaf…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If the only positive response you’ve ever gotten for your singing, is it regularly gives your schnauzer a boner…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If the hardest drug you’ve ever abused is St. Joseph’s Baby aspirin…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If the only groupie you’ve ever banged was your grandmother…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and RollHall of Fame.
If your only claim to fame is that time you played tambourine with Metallica…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If the closest you’ve ever come to trashing a hotel room is the time at a Motel 6 when you tossed both your pillows on the floor…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If you are already in the Otis Hall of Fame because the only place your music is played is in elevators…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If you are in an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London, in 1975 that’s sold over 130 million albums worldwide and whatever else Wikipedia says about Iron Maiden…you’re probably not going to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
If the only g string you’ve ever strummed got you slapped by a nice girl just working her way through college at Sapphires…you’re definitely not getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
