With today being Mardi Gras, here is some options for other “Gras” you might want to celebrate…
Jarti Gras…An event for people who can’t wear Mardi Gras beads because they have no necks named in honor of TV 2 news anchor Bill Jartz.
Walmarti Gras… A day where you don’t have to flash to get beads because your boobs are already hanging out the sides of your tank top.
Picardi Gras…a day designed for engaging, drinking hot Earl Grey tea while making it so. [Nerd alert]
Jump Starti Gras… that’s where you offer to flash your boobs to get your neighbor to jumpstart your car because it can’t keep up wildly fluctuating temperatures.
Hobarti Gras… The opposite of Mardi Gras we’re nothing fun or exciting happens because you live in Hobart.
Lombardi Gras…a day you don’t show your boobs to get beads, you just have to figure out …. [What the hell’s going on out here?”]
Sharti Gras… The one day of the year you’re rewarded with beads for not trusting a fart.
Hardee Gras…the one day you’re rewarded with beads if you can eat three Monster Angus Thick Burgers without your heart popping like a virgin on her wedding night.
