It’s good to have goals in life – some simple and some lofty that would require an extreme commitment to achieve. For example: Completing college, running a marathon, writing a book…. climbing a mountain just to create a football field-sized penis in the snow.
Guests at a ski resort in Alaska, specifically the Alyeska Resort, were treated with an unexpected gift from the heavens after someone hiked up a 3,000-foot mountain . . . to draw a giant PHALLIC symbol in the snow in an area called the Tea Cup Bowl (Tea Bag Bowl more like it amiright?) that apparently you could clearly see it, even from way down below…. phrasing.
One report said they did it a few nights ago in the dark, so no one would catch them.
The resort was NOT happy about it. The manager actually went to the extraordinary measure of sending a helicopter and people on skis up the slope to erase it.
That’s some BIG D Energy!
a collection of images of the alyeska penis, before and after ski patrol attempted to stomp it out (ahem: added hair)
— emily sullivan (@emelex_) March 8, 2023
FYI, it’s about a 3000’ hike to gain this ridgeline. someone truly committed to the bit. legendary. pic.twitter.com/z5l4FYKbeP
[Twitter: emily sullivan]
