Weenie of the Week 3-17-23 [Mugger F***er]

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week…the so far unnamed 57-year-old man who, Sunday morning about 11am…in broad daylight…mugged an 11-year-old boy in Sheboygan. That’s right…an 11-year-old-boy. The boy was walking home with a shopping bag of items when the man assaulted him and took the bag.

The boy was transported by paramedics to a hospital for non-life-threatening injuries and released.

Based on descriptions of the mugger from eyewitnesses and from the boy himself, police were quickly able to locate the assailant, who, according to police, has “an extensive criminal history”.

So,

For trying but failing to change the idiom for doing something effortless from “easy as taking candy from a baby” to “easy as taking groceries from an 11-year-old”.

For actions that give Sheboygan a bad name which is like making Kaukauna smell even more like a hobo’s grundle.

And for mugging an 11-year-old boy…an act lower than

…Clint Eastwood’s balls.

…even lower than a Kardashian score on Jeopardy.

…even lower than many Packer fan’s expectations for the upcoming season.