Spring in Wisconsin is like a trip to the Golden Corral. There’s a little bit of everything. Some of which will make you happy and some might leave you feeling a little queasy. Here are some signs…
IT MIGHT BE SPRING IN WISCONSIN
If you’ve ever used shovels to both plant a garden and remove snow in the same week…it might be spring in Wisconsin.
If your kids have ever worn snowshoes to an Easter Egg hunt…it might be spring in Wisconsin.
If the hardest part about clearing your snow from driveway is not getting branches from trees knocked over by the tornado stuck in your snow blower…it might be spring in Wisconsin.
If in less than 36 hours, you’ve ever gone from freezing your balls off to sweating your balls off and back again…it might be spring in Wisconsin.
If despite needing it to clear your driveway, you’d much rather take your shovel to Punxatawny, Pennsylvania and beat the living crap out of that lying frickin’ rodent…it might be spring in Wisconsin.
If your home that getting hit by a tornado this week, was the only thing that got blown worse than last week’s predictions by meteorologist for just a couple inches of snow…it is definitely spring in Wisconsin.
