FUN UNVERIFIED FACTS ABOUT GOLF
Golf was invented in the early 19th century by a California man named Todd Golf.
The chances of making two holes-in-one in a single round of golf are one in 67 million which is roughly the same as your odds of driving through the Fox Cities without encountering road construction.
Per the United States Golf Association, regulation golf balls must be 1.68 inches in diameter, weigh no more than 1.62 ounces and have no more than 240 calories.
The putter is so named because, in the early days of golf, after the ball reached the green, golfers were required to knock it in the hole using only their penises.
Scientists have proven that not only do balls travel significantly further on humid days but they are also 90% more likely to stick to the inside of your thigh.
The depth and circumference of a standard hole on a golf green is based on the exact dimensions of King Henry the 8th’s anus.
Golf is the only sport ever played on the moon… Not including astronaut Buzz Aldrin’s ill-fated attempt at topless curling.
From 2003 to 2022, every Master’s Tournament has been won by Congressman George Santos…according to Congressman George Santos.
While the PGA does not bar players from swearing during tournament play, they have outright banned calling your opponent anything Dan Kelly called Janet Protosaywitz during his Tuesday night concession speech.
Tom Cruise worked his way through college caddying at a miniature golfcourse.
Woodrow Wilson was such an avid golfer he had balls painted dark colors so he could play in the snow making him the only president until Barack Obama to play with black balls.
