We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show Weenie of the Week…34-year-old Curtis Tessmer who was arrested Tuesday after DNA evidence indicated that he was the person, who on several occasions last August, hung wires “neck high” across bike paths in the Madison area. At least one person was injured when he was “clothes-lined” as he unsuspectingly hit the wire. When confronted by the evidence, Tessmer reportedly confessed. At the time of his arrest, Tessmer was wearing a sweatshirt that read “SAFETY starts with ME.”
So,
For putting more bicyclists at risk than a bike seat made of razorblades and soaked in Chlamydia.
For being just like those bike paths and apparently not being wired correctly.
For stringing wires across bike paths and then wearing a shirt reading “SAFETY starts with ME” which is so ironic it would give Alanis Morrisette an orgasm.
We are proud to name Curtis Tessmer, the warped wire tyer who made Madison bicycling dire as this week’s Rick and Cutter Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
