If you want to make your own card for dad for Father’s Day but you’re not so good with words or feelings, we have some suggestions for what you can write inside.
DEAR DAD:
The best dad in the world
Is what I’d anoint you.
Sorry I’ve done nothing
except disappoint you.
DEAR DAD:
On this Father’s Day
I have something to report.
You’re three months
late with my child support.
DEAR DAD:
I can’t wait to sit down with you
For a nice pint of ale
just give me a call, dad
Should you ever get outta jail.
DEAR DAD:
I always remember you
With that devilish grin
The same way I remember
Not to pull you finger again.
DEAR DAD:
We’ve never been that close
For that I am sorry
But that doesn’t mean I’m not glad
That I met you on “Maury”.
DEAR DAD:
As a kid I confess
I was kind of a brat.
But now I hope I turn out just like you
Except not bald, racist and fat.
DEAR DAD:
This is a day
Meant for celebration.
I just wish I knew
your name and location.
DEAR DAD:
I always thought you were the best
To me there was nobody bigger
Until The time I heard you call Obama
That stupid libber. (He’s a liberal. Wait. What did you think I was going to say? Eww!)
DEAR DAD:
You’ve done so much with your life,
To which I now aspire
Except whatever you did
That got you banned from Sapphire’s.
