SIGNS IT’S ALMOST FALL
If it’s almost time to replace the rake you broke last year beating a hobo to death for fun… it might almost be fall.
If Halloween stores are as wide open as the Packer’s run defense was in the 4th quarter…it might almost be fall.
If cooler weather means fewer days where your balls smell like Limburger cheese…it might almost be fall.
If leaves are turning color faster than Aaron Rodgers ankle and falling faster than the Jets playoff hopes… It might almost be fall.
If Hunter Biden has switched to pumpkin spice cocaine…it might almost be fall.
If there’s a cool mist in the air, and isn’t just Congresswoman Lauren Boebert vaping behind you at a Broadway musical…it might almost be fall.
If people start trying to predict what kind of winter we’re going to have based on the color of the woolly bear caterpillars living above the eyes of former Green Bay mayor Jim Schmidt…it might almost be fall.
If not only have deer begun rutting, so has Danny Masterson‘s new cell mate… it’s definitely almost fall.
