While two people in Wisconsin were $1 million winners Saturday, still nobody has won the Powerball jackpot wad which now goes to 1.55 billion. But what are your chances REALLY? Allow us to try to put it in perspective.
THERE IS A BETTER CHANCE OF…
Mitch McConnell becoming a rap star… then winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Getting eaten by a shark… while standing in line to buy your Powerball ticket… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Bumping into King Charles at a monster truck rally… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Hunter Biden passing a pee test… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
TV broadcasters respecting Taylor Swift’s privacy when she attends a football game… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Leonardo DiCaprio dating a woman born in the 20th century… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Jeff Bezos finding a hair in his soup…than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Congressman Matt Gates being asked to chaperone a high school cheerleader camp sleepover…than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
David Bakhtiari playing on artificial turf… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
Someone Googling “Nancy Pelosi nip-slip photos”… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
The Brewers still winning the 2023 World Series… than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
In fact, there’s a better chance of Danny Masterson being ABC’s next Bachelor…than winning Saturday’s Powerball.
