So the old joke goes…
Man #1: Does Your Dog Bite?
Man #2: No.
Man #1 (Reaches down to pet dog and dog bites him)
Man #1: (Angry) I Thought You Said Your Dog Doesn’t Bite!?
Man #2: THAT is Not My Dog.
Same scenario with a man in Southern England who was advocating the ‘friendliness of foxes’ – telling others on the street they’re harmless and friendly. This “Fox PSA” was prompted by a free-range fox walking around town. Then by wonderful chance that same harmless/friendly fox came walking around the corner… casually strolls up to the pro-fox man at that exact time… and then proceeds to bite him on the leg.
The people in attendance are amused by the fox’s comedic timing and the delicious irony of the situation. The man not so much as the video later shows his leg bleeding.
We’re assuming this was followed by a trip to the hospital (or local pub) for a shot or two.
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