The famous Seinfeld character ‘The Soup Nazi’ would deny customers his delicious broth by emphatically yelling, “No Soup For You!!”
Well now a New York restaurant is invoking a ‘No Poop For You’ policy of their own.
Brooklyn’s Social House Cafe has just warned customers that their bathroom choices are now limited to liquids with a “No Poop! No! To Everything!” warning.
This isn’t a wishy-washy, yellow let it mellow / brown flush it down mandate – NO! – this is a strict No Pooping policy as accentuated by a massive sign (below).
The only acceptable evacuation is a tinkle and a tiny tear of toilet paper because apparently the pipes can’t handle it.
Butt has the intention of the sign has been misconstrued? Or mis-con-poo’d in this case.
The owner says he never intended to deter people from dropping a good ol’ number-two, only stop them from flushing foreign objects, which cost the place $10,000 in repairs in the past year which, with notoriously, razor-thin restaurant margins, literally and figuratively send profits down the tubes.
went in this williamsburg coffee shop bathroom to poop and was confronted by this charming decor pic.twitter.com/IhGaesLZ8t
— mayor✶ (@wedge_shaped) August 5, 2024
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