We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week the biggest Brewers DISGRACE-BALL fan out there, Shannon Kobylarczyk
Ah yes, nothing quite captures the spirit of postseason baseball like publicly unraveling your entire life in a fit of racially-charged stadium rage. Enter: Shannon Kobylarczyk, a Brewers fan who took a break from watching the Dodgers clinch a win just long enough to yell “let’s call ICE” at a Dodgers fan because obviously, if your team’s losing, the next logical move is casual xenophobia.
And let’s talk about the timing. During the National League Championship Series. On camera. In HD. Because if you’re going to torpedo your career, why not do it in front of thousands of fans and an audience of millions online? It’s almost poetic. Naturally, she’s now out at her law firm and no longer affiliated with Make‑A‑Wish, which, really… who would’ve guessed that screaming immigration threats at a Navy veteran, yes the man she targeted actually served in the military, the US military, might not pair well with a charity for sick children? Someone alert HR departments everywhere, unhinged racism is bad for your resume. Who knew?
So for anyone keeping score at home, Dodgers win, Brewers lose, and Shannon loses even harder. So for the record, yelling “call ICE” at a Navy vet isn’t just a bad look, it’s the social equivalent of scoring a touchdown in your own endzone in baseball, which isn’t even a thing. And so for future reference, if your game day strategy involves racism, cameras, and a crowd, maybe just stay home and yell at your TV like a normal bigot.
We are proud to name the banned brutish beeotch of baseball as this week’s Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the week
