We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week an unnamed wanker in Fox Crossing who has yanked his way into our lexicon. In mid-November Fox Crossing police put a post up on their Facebook announcing they were looking for a criminal with some surveillance pictures of the man in question. According to the posting, the man entered the UR Washin stuff laundromat at about one thirty in the afternoon and proceeded to expose himself and fondle himself on several occasions in the laundromat. We don’t know why, but we’re guessing he had a small load, so he washed it by hand. Here we are a couple of weeks later, and we still don’t know who this guy is, but this Yankee Noodle went to town…on himself. We don’t know where he went from there, but he probably took a solo ride to downtown. Ok, honestly, this guy is a legit literal weenie.
So for… giving the local police a new entry on their weekly work bingo card.
So for entering a place that usually has enough bleach to go around, there was no amount that would have removed that image from people’s minds.
So for a dude who just wanted people to notice him, he became a real … hard time.. For everyone. Hey ohhhhhhhhhhh
We are proud to name this wacking wacko of Winnebago County as this week’s Laura lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week.
