We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenies of the Week, four no-talent, no-tuition taggers.
Apparently, it takes 4 no-talent ass clowns to turn a beautiful campus into what looks like an art project dreamed up by bored teenagers who watched one too many street-art TikToks. The UW-Madison Police Department recently announced that four individuals were arrested and charged in connection with a series of graffiti incidents that spanned the better part of the last 18 months. The incidents allegedly caused more than $10,000 in damage. None of them are even currently affiliated with the school, which makes the whole thing feel less like a bold act of rebellion and more like a lame tourist attraction for wannabe taggers looking for cheap thrills.
And let’s get real for a second, if your big statement against the world is a few splashes of paint and some half-baked slogans that look like they were cooked up between naps, maybe graffiti wasn’t the best choice. It’s like a garage band bragging about playing three chords off key in a friend’s basement. Sure, it happened, but did anyone actually care? These artists (and we use that term loosely) didn’t even have the courtesy to be good at it, and now they’re facing the kind of felony charges that’ll follow them around longer than their sad little tags will stay on a wall.
So, for a lot of effort for results that will be forgotten faster than the cleanup bill was approved
So for the idea of making a statement… maybe next time have one, and for thinking they are some sort of bad asses, even though their artwork was just ass.
We are proud to name these terrible taggers of the capital city as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenies of the week
