January 29th – City of Monroe
A woman said her ex stormed into her house, removed the mattress from the bed, threw it on the floor, and then stormed out.
January 30th – City of West Bend
A woman was confused after “consuming” THC
January 31st – City of Janesville
At 11:40 am, a man called the police to complain that his wife is listening to loud music, and there’s total chaos happening all over, plus he’s hungover. She told the cops she’d turn it down when she’s done cleaning
I’m not even trying to be mean here… real talk, if you call the cops because you think your significant other is playing music too loudly due to your hangover, you need to either A. drink less or B. get a divorce. Complaining to the police about this isn’t normal, BUT it’s also why it’s in this week’s Small Town Crime Wave!




