March 29th – City of Milton
There were drones following a man and shooting laser beams at him, at least according to him. No one else saw anything
March 30th – City of Delafield
There were 10 deer loitering in some guy’s yard, and he wanted them removed.
March 30th – City of Beloit
There was a man standing on a corner, telling people in cars that he was drunk.
March 30th was a Monday. I might brag to people in cars as well if I were drunk. Like suckerssss you’re all going to work and I’m drunk on a corner. Yeaaaaaa
This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave.
[Heck No]



